For Hexa and Screech:



For Freya:

I would just like to say

I stole this icon.


Because, seriously people. CHARLIE.

( Original email/promo sent to customer )


Customer's email:
Thank you for your regular update of these wonderful articles. Today I tried to order the ULTIMATE DIGESTION SUPPORT capsules, but got stuck
in the order page. Do you send to Uk and if so what is posting charge, or can I find them over here in London.? I couldn't see the price of them either.
Please advise.


My reply:
Dear XXXX,

Thank you for your message. When you click "Order Now" you must specify that you are outside of the US and Canada, and then you will be taken to the proper order form. If you have any further questions please do not hesitate to ask, and thank you for your interest in the Health Sciences Institute.

Sincerely,
Mary Ricks
Customer Support
Publishing Services, LLC


Their reply:
Dear Mary .

Thank you for your prompt reply to my question. I searched high and low, couldn't find the order page.
Could you be kind enough to direct me to the right page please.

With lots of thanks.



Dear fuck. My reply:
Hi XXXX,

Here are direct links to first the country choice page, and then the UK order page:
https://www.isecureonline.com/secure/FORM1.CFM?o=1574951&u=35776077&l=1593537&g=4802&PUBCODE=655SENZ&PCODE=E6EAJAEQ&ALIAS=695SH

https://www.isecureonline.com/secure/form2.cfm?pcode=E6EAJAEQ

Just remember that if you are starting from the beginning, you will want to scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and click "Order Now" to be taken to the country choice page.

Sincerely,
Mary Ricks
Customer Support
Publishing Services, LLC



Reply from them:
Dear Mary Hicks.

Thank you so very much for your E mail. I did order my capsules. You made it so easy, yet I could not find the order page. I am a novice in these feild of internet. I bearly manage the simple thing.

Thanks again. Have a good day.

A satified member.



At this point I'm tempted to just give them the promo code and have them call our call center. Srsly people.

Greg Madison: Did you unplug my phone?
Xeni: mmmmmaybe
Greg Madison: I have IT involved now.
Xeni: uh oh
Greg Madison: You need to tell me what's up.
Xeni: SURPRISE!!!
Greg Madison: What did you do? Come and fix it.
Xeni: just plug it in
Greg Madison: It is plugged in.
Greg Madison: As far as I can tell.
Greg Madison: Get up here.
Xeni: i love you
Greg Madison: i hate you
Xeni: i know
Greg Madison: which is the opposite.
Xeni: your mom's the opposite

Why I love Carl Hiaasen:

The congressman, more perplexed than ever, cursed in a shaky drunken voice: "Stop, goddammit! Stop making fun and show some goddamn respect."
"Respect?" Erin smiled. "Aren't you the same gentleman who had sex with my laundry lint?"
"Let's change the subject."


"I'm in love with this lady," the congressman confided.
"You poor old fuck."
"And my boots, they're full of Vaseline."

Remind me never to consume dairy again.



But it was a damn good milkshake!

My blood sugar was low!

Page 56 Meme (stolen from Raveness)

* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the next two to five sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST


Lacerated by headlines, the developers usually caved in and doubled their offers. There was no reason to believe Clapley wouldn't do the same, to expedite groundbreaking on his luxury resort community.

If only this was for page 58...

It feels really weird to take a shower in the office where I work.

I caved in a bought an iPod.

I have a little extra money for myself this paycheck since Robin is moving in at the end of the month, so I decided to get one. I got the old-style Nano which is just a square... thing. As technologically-minded a person I am, I feel horribly retarded trying to navigate through this machinery.


I also have a mohawk again.

Greg Madison: fsa
Greg Madison: omg.
Greg Madison: I am sorry.
Xeni: you should be
Greg Madison: this is all my fault.
Xeni: i know
Greg Madison: this is going to take forever.
Greg Madison: I can tell.
Xeni: wtf is going on
Greg Madison: I dunno.
Xeni: GV1
Greg Madison: I wish I was dead.
Xeni: i can help.
Greg Madison: too little too late.
Xeni: the kitten will help.
...
Greg Madison: Why?
Xeni: because god hates you.
Greg Madison: Is it because of the God' Little Clowns crack, d'you think?
Greg Madison: Or the truck bombs?
Xeni: most likely because of ATT*
Greg Madison: Oh...
Xeni: and the radiation.
Greg Madison: oh god.
Xeni: He's dead, buddy




*After Twin Towers

Xeni: FINE
barbara ogden: ASS
Xeni: YOUR MOTHER
barbara ogden: YOURS.
Xeni: YOUR
Xeni: A
Xeni: DICK
barbara ogden: nice!

She's sleeping in one of my desk drawers right now snuggled in my Darkon tabard. I was out smoking behind our building today at about 8:00am and heard this mewling coming from a stone corner, and it was this little black kitten all by itself. Her mother showed up but wasn't going near the kitten, and she looked very thin. I had seen the mother numerous other times behind our building and she's never looked healthy. So I took the kitten and am taking her to the vet tomorrow after work for the wonderful expensive shots and deworming.

This means I won't be able to spend my entire weekend with Neil in Hagerstown since I'm not going to leave a several-week-old kitten at home alone for 3+ days. But I think there are much worse ways to have a weekend turned upside down.

Oh, and her name is Frejya. :3

I'm working on a new Mango comic. There have been some great (read: retarded) ideas for comics in my head for a while now, but I've been too busy, tired, or stressed to bring them to fruition... until now!

I'm not bringing the entire site back nor a regular run; I just realized that I haven't seriously drawn anything for about 9 months now and I really need to get back into it or lose my membership in the Pretentious Artists Guild. So hopefully this week will allow me to focus on the comic and get my feel back.

As you may or may not know, my sister has had Type 1 Diabetes since she was about 10 years old. There have been HUGE advances in Diabetes research and treatment in the past 20 years, but it's still a lifetime disease which is not only potentially life-threatening, but expensive and requires constant monitoring.

My sister has dealt with this disease better than anyone could have imagined; she makes my health problems pale in comparison. Once she's out of college she'll have to find health insurance immediately, which will be impossible if her job doesn't provide it. Without support in research and insulin administering methods, she'll always be tied to her pump and the supplies that come with it.

On October 4th I'm going to be taking part in the American Diabetes Association's Step Out to Fight Diabetes in Baltimore. If you want to sign up to walk with me or make a donation, go to the ADA Website.

GUESS WHO HAS ANOTHER SINUS INFECTION!!!!!!11ONE

"…and why do you want to see a movie that's just all hype because of some dead gay cowboy?"

My dad has a horrible, offensive sense of humour just like me. That's where I get it.

Jack: So, there is something wrong with this code
Xeni: buh
Jack: But since Financials takes care of their own renewals, I'm going to have to--
Jack: DON"T
Jack: BUH ME!!!!!

Jack: Most of the time if you all find something fucked up its not ours
Jack: Thats because we are so damn good at what we do
Xeni: i know, what's up with that?
Xeni: you should host a seminar for Tim Ford
Jack: I do
Jack: every week
Jack: I call it "You Can't A-Ford Not to Show Up"
Jack: Pretty clever
Jack: Huh?
Xeni: how long did it take you to think of that one
Jack: 25, 30 seconds
Xeni: did you just sift through your little notebook of zingers?
Jack: Its actually a pretty big book by now.
Xeni: this conversation is going in my Livejournal

Xeni: oh dear.
Greg Madison: what the fuck is going on here??
Xeni: I HAVE NO IDEA
Greg Madison: Who are you? Who am I?
Xeni: i feel awash in a phantasm of circling idiocy
Greg Madison: Judas priest.
Xeni: i agree.

Neil: "So today I saw a lady, and this lady was pushing a stroller. What was in the stroller? A dog."

I'm going to be showing several of my photographs!

I'm proud of my mother for being able to use AIM (although she still doesn't know how to receive a file). However, anything else that has to do with the internet or computers... RETARDED.

SynonymForLove: my parents are retarded however. for some reason they think that they need TWO firewalls and over TWO antivirus programs on their compute
SynonymForLove: i asked them WHYYYY and they said it was to protect their computer better
Neil: eee!
SynonymForLove: *facepalm*
Neil: sounds like a recipe for crash
SynonymForLove: you know what's even sadder?
SynonymForLove: the person who led them to believe this nonsense is my stepdad's cousin WHO WORKS IN NETWORKING AND COMPUTERS AT HIS JOB
SynonymForLove: he also told them that they need to defrag at least every week

I downloaded all 3 seasons of Arrested Development about 2 weeks ago and finished them tonight. However, because the ASSHAT uploader got the season 3 episode numbers and titles mixed up, I thought I was on the 2nd-to-last episode when I was really on the last, and had just missed two in the middle. That sure explains a lot of missed plot. I'm not going to bother watching the missed episodes because when a series is over that I really like, I always mourn it and going back to watch one episode missed from the middle really won't do anything for me.

Oh well. Pictures and stories from Baltimore Pride tomorrow.

Not comprehensive, but FUCKING WATCH IT



How does it feel to know you're contributing to the rapid destruction of the Earth under the government-enforced guise of "helping" it? How does it feel to know that so much of our tax dollars are being spent on a program which is not only adding to our economic troubles, but also our wasteful and polluting society?

YAY AMERICA

OK, so I just found out that I'm allergic to this acne-relief facial mask I just used. Because of my now red and puffy face which looks like I just gave it a horrible spray-tan. I may want to double-dose on my allergy meds today.

MOAR @ 11

Grand Central is on fire. :(